Why Tyrannosaurus Rex nuts? Because the chance of successfully orally manipulating their nuts without being shredded is virtually 0%. Clearly, I am not a fan of Summer 2010, and its only early July. This past month has been just about the worst one in the history of ever, for my friends and myself. Without hashing out the details, let's just say that a loss from cancer, a benign brain tumor, the loss of an infinitely loved dog, another negative on an
IVF pregnancy test, retaining wall issues because of
douchebag neighbors, being, well,
douchebags, and a suicide all occurring in the last month, makes for a shit start to summer. Oh, and I'm not going to Europe either (my decision and made long before the bottom fell out this past month). Compared to the list I just made, being stateside is not exactly a huge tragedy, but I am a spoiled
snotface, so I am a little bitter. Please feel free to criticize away.
Since I grounded myself from a European
boozefest this summer, I decided to go to a quiet little place in Florida, Longboat Key. Its off the coast of Sarasota, in the Gulf of Mexico. Yes, I booked this long before the a
rmageddon that is the oil spill. A
bright spot in this saga is that the oil has not yet affected the beaches in southwest Florida, so I'm good on that account (fingers crossed it remains that way). Being that I am in America and on an island with just about nothing to do, except swim, tan, read, and drink (not in bars, there aren't many of those), I don't see this blog being updated with many "stories." I'm pretty much here to try to stop grinding my teeth, and relax before returning to the unfinished business Summer 2010 has for me . . . the stupid whore.
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